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11 November 2010 @ 12:21 am
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You: braaaainz
Stranger: i m hot female
You: have you braaaaainz, hot female
Stranger: what is it braiiiiiiiiinz
You: i do not remember...
Stranger: penis i il
Stranger: like
You: oh
Stranger: do u want to see me?
You: sure
Stranger: wait den
Stranger: long URLCollapse )
Stranger: here i m
You: I don't go to links that are more than 1 line
Stranger: why so
You: ok, just this once I will
You: but, you must realize...
Stranger: please show me ur image
You: it is crystal clear that you came about these pictures by doing a google search for "sexy indian girls"
You: people do not find their own pictures in this manner
Stranger: how did u know this?
You: it's in your link!
Stranger: hiow
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11 November 2010 @ 12:14 am
Stranger: is this the krusty krab?
You: no this is patrick
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09 October 2010 @ 08:02 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: 911. What is your emergency?
Stranger: i have a dead dog
Stranger: here
Stranger: he's not breathing
Stranger: AHHHHHHH~
Stranger: my dog :(
You: Hm. ok.
You: That is a nice emergency.
Stranger: YO DUDE!
Stranger: get an ambulance!!!!!!!!!!
You: This is my first day...
You: I'm not sure if we do ambulances at 911
Stranger: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE ASAP!
Stranger: you're supposed to call the vet you twat!
You: huh
You: do you have his number?
Stranger: .... 911!
You: hold on, I'm getting a call on the other line
Stranger: DUDE!
You: what?
Stranger: my dog's gonna die!!!!!!!!!!
You: :(
Stranger: DUDEEEEEE!
You: Have you administered cpr?
Stranger: you're supposed to help!
You: yeah but I'm allergic to dogs
Stranger: no... I CANT DO THAT TO A FUCKING DOG!
You: oh
Stranger: CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'll send the fire department
Stranger: what the fuck is a fire department gonna do for me!?
Stranger: he's not on fire!!!!!!!
You: Damn it. they'll be pissed
You: are you sure you can't fix that?
Stranger: bitch.. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AN AMBULANCE!
You: ok ok
Stranger: i'm sure!
You: there are a lot of buttons here and it is quite possible that one of them means ambulance...
You: is an ambulance showing up now?
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dudeeeeee :( he's gonna die! :(
You: what is the dog's name?
Stranger: Sweaty Betty.
You: awww that's cute
You: is it choking?
Stranger: well.. he's not gonna be cute anymore if you don't get me a freaking ambulance!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: and it's a HE!
You: what is he choking on?
Stranger: lego.
You: is this a pirate lego, castle lego, town lego, space lego, or "other"?
Stranger: CONDOM LEGO!
You: we have to know which ambulance to send of course
Stranger: it doesn't matter. all it matters is that HE'S MOTHERFUCKING CHOKING!
You: the one ambulance driver we have right now, Pepe, he's actually run over several dogs this week
You: he gets going pretty fast
Stranger: i don't fucking care! i don't want mah' sweaty betty to die.
You: please insert another quarter if you wish to continue this call
Stranger: *inserts*
You: wow, I didn't think you'd actually have a quarter
You: still I have to go, I'm leaving early today
You: dad's birthday
Stranger: sweaty betty just pooped a quarter!
Stranger: shut the fuck up and get an ambulance!
You: I promise I will do that first thing monday. I'll even come in 15 minutes early
You: ok? goodnight
Stranger: IT'S ALREADY MONDAY HERE!
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11 September 2010 @ 09:32 pm
You: once upon a time
Stranger: in the hundred acre woods
You: a man drags a female by the hair to his special place in the middle of these woods
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LOL
 
 
02 August 2010 @ 05:07 am
You: get off my lawn
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30 April 2010 @ 02:00 am
Some random convos I had earlier. XD

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Stranger: Dad I am homosex
You: OWL TITTIES
Stranger: i don't like titties, i am homosex
You: GET BACK IN THE CLOSET
Stranger: am i a dissapoint?
You: YEA CAUSE YOU CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY
Stranger: YOU ARE A DISAPPOINT!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: amber?
You: PEDO BEAR?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: MAGICARP
Stranger: Masterball
You: OWL TITTIES
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: PIKACHU
Stranger: snor?lax
You: NAH
You: OWL TITTIES
Stranger: you got me on that
You: XD
Stranger: so whats up
You: ceiling cat
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Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
27 April 2010 @ 06:00 pm
Stranger: hi 21 m u
You: I HAVE CANDY
You: GET IN THE VAN
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Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Current Music: Hamasaki Ayumi - appears
 
 
16 April 2010 @ 04:48 pm
My first post to this comm;;
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you batman ?
You: no, I'M A T-REX
You: but i could be batman
You: if you wanted
Stranger: whoooooooaaah
Stranger: that's too dangerous
You: aww
You: you won't associate with t-rexes?
You: that is discrimination sir
You: or madam
Stranger: a batman t-rex
Stranger: awesome
You: BATMAN T-REX
You: IN A BATMOBILE
Stranger: fuck yeah
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Why would anyone want to leave such an awesome conversation? >:|

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31 March 2010 @ 06:23 pm
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Stranger: asl?
You: I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
Stranger: im goth htoo!!!
You: I'M NOT GOTH, I'M A DEADITE! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
You: I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
Stranger: WTF????
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